1.
Paper cuts HURT- a lot.
2.
Office appliances are often overly ambitious.
o "You
call yourself an office-grade shredder but can't handle a greeting card? Even I
can rip up one of those, and you cost more than my monthly salary!"
3.
Coffee is ESSENTIAL!
4.
Binder clips, post-its, highlighters, and scanners are your
minions.
5.
It is quite possible to fall in love with office supplies. They're
so pretty and practical.
6.
Your home computer/printer/ stapler/ etc. will always be inferior
to your work versions. Doing office-type work at home feels like driving a Fred
Flintstone car.
7.
The wait for your coworker to return from their "quick"
meeting or smoke break is excruciating when you need to pee.
o Cue
awkward sitting positions.
8.
Your coworkers become your family. They may be just as
dysfunctional as your real family, but you still love them. (That's the point
of cubicles and individual office spaces in office suites. Remember when you
and your siblings didn't get along, and your mom sent you to your rooms?
Coworkers need separation too, but we will venture out and bond with one
another as we feel the need.)
9.
Thank-you's, appreciation
for details, and small gestures go a LONG way. Whether someone notices that you
stapled their packets on the side rather than the top for easier use (by the
way that's how it SHOULD be done) or someone leaves a nice note on a
pretty Post-it on your desk, these things can really brighten a person's day.
Acknowledgement of small things can really encourage people and help them to
stay positive while entering data or something else eye-straining and tedious.
10.
There is no such thing as an "average day". Some days
are fiercely chaotic and others are flat boring, but either way you and your
coworkers will have some laughs and make the most of it.
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